Vigilante mercenaries still on the loose

WASHINGTON - Convicted of crimes they clearly committed, this band of mercenaries fled justice in the early 1980s, and have left a trail of devastation across the globe. It is only by Providence that, despite millions of dollars in property damage and stolen vehicles, explosives, and other weapons, no deaths have resulted from this team’s decades-long rampage.

This notice is a public service. Please remain on the lookout for the following dangerous men:

By Source, Fair use,
1. Colonel John "Hannibal" Smith: The ringleader. Loves cigars and when a plan comes together. 
2. Lieutenant Templeton "Faceman" Peck: The team's fixer. An intelligence officer, he has an uncertain connection to Starbuck's Coffee.
3. Sergeant Bosco "B.A." (Bad Attitude) Baracus: The team's muscle. Known to pity fools. Just...leave him alone.
4. Captain H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock: Pilot. Loony. Of all the "A-Team," the biggest "fool."

These men are highly dangerous and can cause explosions that will certainly non-lethally throw you to the ground. Do not approach.


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