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Why we're leaving Afghanistan the way we are, by President Joe Biden

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An Op Ed, by President of the United States Joe Biden. Ever wonder how a credit card company can say that every purchase is "double miles?" I mean, this is sort of an oxymoron, isn't it? Maybe it could be more miles than you might get from another credit card, but if every purchase is double miles then that's not double miles, that's just miles. That's the allotment. The only way you get double is if there are times when you get twice as much as the normal allotment. Ever wonder about the speed limit? That's not really like a hard limit is it? A limit means that is the limit – there's nothing beyond that. Like, if you are limited to one egg at breakfast, okay, then they gave you one egg and that's all you get. That's the limit. The speed limit is more like the manufacturer suggested retail speed. That's the speed they would want you to go but ain't nobody doing it. Ever seen a truck tire explode and blow off all those big chunks of tire

Why don’t drug cartels hire clowns anymore? Op Ed by Kinky Pinky

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  Hard working entertainer seeking employment. Extensive background in stabbing. Editor's note: Kinky Pinky once worked as an enforcer for the KRAK drug cartel in the 1980s video game NARC. He is currently unemployed.  If you believe the “news,” the economy is recovering from the pandemic. Not only that, but there are tons of jobs that people just aren’t even applying for. Well, don’t be fooled. There are some people out there who want to be able to work, but can’t. I’m talking about hard working people, who aren’t afraid to roll up their nappy, nasty clown sleeves and stab people. But it seems that drug cartels suddenly have no interest in hiring knife-wielding clowns to kidnap prostitutes anymore. I tell you, Biden has turned this country into a socialist nation for sure.   It’s not like I haven’t tried to find work. But most of the cartels these days require you to get the covid vaccine and frankly, I’m scared of needles. Plus, I'm opposed to putting unknown chemicals in my

Happy Birthday, United States Coast Guard!

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The US Coast Guard celebrates 231 years of service today! Let's take a look at some notable facts about the service that was obviously the happiest  branch when Space Force was created so that now someone else has to sit in the middle of the back seat of the Joint Chiefs Car Pool.