News so fake you’ll wish it were real
Damper 3 has a dream. A dream that involves a lot of money. Like, obscene amounts of it, and a vacation home in the Bahamas.
But Damper 3 also dreams of becoming a leader in producing news so fake and ludicrous that you’ll wish it were real.
You may be tempted to think that quality
satire sites like The
Onion, Duffel Blog, Babylon Bee, and the Borowitz Report have a pretty good handle
serving up quality fake news. You may even think there’s no room for more satirical
reporting.
You’re wrong. Please shut up.
News so fake you’ll wish it were real
Today we’re sharing the first Damper 3
News reel, because we want some of that green cabbage. Short of that, we'd at least like some of
those cool press credentials to stick in our noir fedoras, not a stupid Trilby.
We may not have a lot of money or resources, or ethics. Or
journalistic experience. Or
journalistic integrity. Come to think of it, we don’t write good either. But we
have moxie. And a desire to bring you the fake truth.
But whatever we may lack we make up in complete apathy
towards our shortcomings.
That’s our promise.
With that said, we present the very first
edition of Damper 3 News:
Clearly not everything went according to
plan. While we track down just where the heck Jeff is, please check out some of
our other videos:
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